10 Best Emily Gilmore Quotes + #GILMOREgirls Giveaway
Get ready Gilmore Girls fans, a Lorelai worthy marathon is upon us. Starting at 10am ET TODAY, UP TV will be running 15-hours of back to back Gilmore goodness. So how does one get ready for something so epic? Well for starters you need to stock up on some GG approved snacks: Pop Tart appetizers? Check. Mac & Cheese entree? Check. After dinner Red Vines? Check. All the coffee you can drink? Check.
In fact, to make sure you are fully ready to binge watch like a true Gilmore, I am giving away this AWESOME #GILMOREgirls party pack to one lucky fan. Just follow the instructions at the end of this post to enter!!
Now that we have our snacks in order, let’s get the party started by counting down some of the best quotes from Momma Gilmore herself, Emily “The Queen” Gilmore.
Season 5, Episode 13 “Wedding Bell Blues”
“When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.”
Season 5, Episode 1 “Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller”
“Well, than buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.”
Season 1, Episode 3 “Kill Me Now”
“You can use your mother’s old golf clubs. They are upstairs, gathering dust, along with the rest of her potential.”
Season 1, Episode 6 “Rory’s Birthday Parties”
“This is not a drive-through. She’s not fried chicken.”
Season 2, Episode 16 “There’s the Rub”
“I certainly don’t eat at bars. Hookers eat at bars.”
Season 3, Episode 13 “Face-Off”
“I saw her kissing a man in a tracksuit”
Season 4, Episode 18 “Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom”
“Honestly, it’s not your looks that keep them away. Think about that.”
Season 4, Episode 9 “Ted Koppel’s Big Night Out”
“Why did I just hear my granddaughter call you ‘naked man’?”
Season 4, Episode 6 “An Affair to Remember”
“You have the word “juicy” on your rear end.”
Season 5, Episode 5 “We Got Us A Pippi Virgin”
“Lorelai, please don’t joke with the maids. It’s not what they do.”
Make sure to tune into UPtv today from 10am to 3am for the 15-hour Gilmore Girls marathon.
Disclaimer: This post is sponsored by UP tv, all opinions are my own.